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Louise, 22, FlooCauldron157, Slytherin.

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monkey-tennis:

Best gif set ever.

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i was so looking forward to this part but then they didn’t use it

i was so looking forward to this part but then they didn’t use it

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thatonemax: IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM ME.

thatonemax:

IT’S TIME TO TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM ME.

pipitstrelle: oh my god i have to draw you oh my god

pipitstrelle:

oh my god i have to draw you

oh my god

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starkravingdane:

outcastcontessa:

adenofiniquity:

fallintolight:

buttmunchery:

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

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ballerina-dean:

destiel-hey-assbutt:

and the foreign exchanged student is Cas

^oh my god adfghjklkjf;lgfs

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hoboeroticmisha:

eldritch-abomination:

bananneliese:

Jesus Christ…I just died…this is too good

I’m crying

oh my goD

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“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

teenage-reality:

dreaminginapragmaticway:

theinsultingdetective:

criminallyobsessed:

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

 

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

I’m laughing because as a musician this is the cheesiest, most overdone joke ever. Right up there with “Hold me, I’m a fermata.” X]

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